I received this email this morning from, er, Giant Near-Monopoly Phone Service:
Unfortunately, we were either unable to verify the information you provided or you have exceeded the number of lines of service that we allow customers to purchase online. As a result, your order has been canceled.
If you would like to purchase additional lines of service, please visit one of our Giant Near-Monopoly Phone Service retail locations and present your identification to our representatives. They will be happy to help you purchase new wireless devices, accessories, and service.
Please go to giantnearmonopolyphoneservice.com/storelocator to find a store near you.
We apologize for the inconvenience and look forward to serving you.
Giant Near-Monopoly Phone Service