You’ll find that elsewhere by Googling that phrase, ‘the longest joke in the world.’ That version, though an interesting story, is nearly 11,000 words long, most of it unrelated build up, not joke setup. Mine is 230 words, or about 2% of the original length. For this punchline, it’s still too long.
Coming down a desert dune in his SUV a guy sees something strange at the bottom: a huge snake coiled around a long pole.
He slides to a stop and looks through the window at the snake, which looks back, and then, to his surprise, asks him to put down his window.
“I won’t bite,” the snake says.
Must be the heat. He puts the window down. “What’s the deal? Why are you out here?”
“My name is Nate. I’m the guardian of this switch. If it’s pushed, all mankind dies.”
“Well, that seems dumb,” the man replied.
“Yup. But I know some not dumb things. Stick around and I’ll teach you the secrets of immortality, unending wealth, and how to put a USB stick in the right way the first time.”
Curiosity gets the better of the guy. But hunger gets the best of him.
“How about I run to town and get some snacks first?”
“It’s that way,” pointing with its tail.
He races off, gets his stuff, and comes back. Barreling down the dune, the brakes fail on his SUV—and he’s headed right for the switch of doom. As he fights the steering wheel he realizes that he can pass the switch on the left.
Then he realizes the snake is sunning itself right there.
Of course, he kept going because he figured, better Nate than lever.