Author Archives: Joel D Canfield

Simplicity Itself (A Vignette)

When a guy opens his eyes, he generally expects to see something. Maybe not blinding sunlight or Myrna Loy or anything, maybe just a dim glow, but something. I didn't think he'd hit me that hard. It was a bit … Continue reading

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Nobody Is Famous Enough

Spoke to 24 writers in a coffee shop Thursday night. Near the end of the evening I mentioned The War of Art and didn't get the nods and smiles I expected. I stopped, and asked who'd read it. Crickets chirped … Continue reading

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First Snow of February

Snow day. Light fluffy flakes, piling on the grass and houses and cars but not sidewalk or pavement. Canceled plans to go out. It'll be 50 degrees by midweek. No sense fighting the snow and ice on the van today. … Continue reading

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The Great Debate About Breasts (and Feeding)

Men have an innate sexual response to the sight of a woman's breast. It's not a choice, it's biology. Breast-feeding is not a sexual activity. Men know this. We are Neanderthals, not idiots.

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House Hunt

Though we still think of ourselves as nomads, it's time for a home, at least for a while. We've been renting rooms from a couple here in New Jersey. We'd like to stay in this area.

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Sunday Doughnut with Bob Poole

Read my Sunday Doughnut, courtesy of Bob Poole.

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The Packard Door That Wouldn't Close (or, The Al-Can Highway is No Place for a Nap)

Before my parents married my father was in the Air Force, stationed for most of the duration in Alaska. He spent his time as a radio operator on a Tin Goose, the historic Ford Trimotor. When he left the Air … Continue reading

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iPhone Posting - Yes, I'm a Geek

I am childishly pleased to be able to manage my WordPress sites using my phone.

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The Next Book: You Don't WANT a Job

This is the first step in aggregating all my books here instead of maintaining more and more websites, just so each book can have their own. You Don't Want a Job will make the point that self-employment carries less risk … Continue reading

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